Last night marked one of the biggest drug raids in Elsinore since the Beowulf wolfs-bane scandal of 1006. Six of the kings scribes were taken to the castle dungeons after being caught trafficking thirty pounds of frankincense, and eight pounds of death cap mushrooms. After a few hours in the torture chamber, castle authorities were able to glean from one of the scribes the location of the rest of their drug stockpile. In an abonded storeroom deep below the great hall guards found over 1000 pounds of wolfs-bane, 500 pounds of toad slime and a pound of pepper cloves. Further inspection also revealed an entire mushroom plantation. What's to be done with those guilty? The captain of the palace guards issued an official statement saying "All those arrested will be hung drawn and quartered in a public spectacle"
Good to know the system still works.
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